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Bj Demotivational Poster

SUPER RETARD - Because sometimes just being a regular Retard isn't enough.

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Rating: 2/5

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THEBRAT - June 24, 2011, 10:47 am
There are so much pics to chose from, this one, would not have been any choice of mine...
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:04 am
Mods are flexible in approvals... as we know that our sense of humor doesn't match everyone else's. As you look through posters here, you'll realize that we allow a wide spectrum... as, awful or offensive to one may be funny to another.
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:02 am
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:01 am
Well my point is, if this is beyond the taste of this forum why was it approved? Seems approval of submitions is pretty much subjective based on the tastes of the Mod
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 2:52 am
So the moderators are to blame?
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 2:48 am
Im not the moderator that approved this shit.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm
The others,(GS and Aggie) Make some good points also. The bowl cut poster is a little simple for my taste, As are your other posters. One is a tunnel, you might wanna watch that.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:24 pm
I was actuall commenting on your comment and your use of a poster to attack a real world person who we don't know. We don't know Debbie Stevens. She doesn't exist to us.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:19 pm
Now, had you put this title and caption under your avatar, I'd have given it a 5L.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 8:24 pm
on the contrary, it Motivated me enough to comment.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 8:20 pm
Do you feel demotivated? yes!? SUCCESS!!!
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 8:17 pm
Handicapped/challenged, what ever you want to call the disability is cool. they live and deal with it the every day best they can. Making fun of them at their expense isn't cool. It's bullying, and if you didn't know that, that makes you, the disabled one
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 7:46 pm
Cool is all in the eye of the beholder. check ou tmy cool bowl cut!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:56 pm
Dude.....not cool.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:51 pm
ha hah retards are funny just ask Debbie Stevens at Remax Results Realtor

BRAZILLIAN JIU JITSU - Why women should never learn it

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Rating: 2.22/5

jiu jitsu -

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JKM - May 4, 2008, 4:11 pm
Or if yoou touch his batt
Andre - May 4, 2008, 2:44 pm
That looks fun

OWNED - Nothing sucks more than being submitted by a girl in a jiu jitsu match

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Rating: 2.68/5
Ugh - July 24, 2009, 2:54 am
only way YOU'D get some
BULLSHIT - June 26, 2009, 2:12 pm
he probably let her win with a triangle choke... i would

International Women's Day 3/18/16 -

Cro Cop -

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Rating: 2.17/5

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Danomite - August 13, 2009, 8:00 am
Crocop, Getting his ass knocked out constantly since 2008
TheSarge - June 29, 2009, 4:38 pm
Not a damn thing.
RnR - August 15, 2008, 5:55 am
What has a Swedish gothic metal band to do with it?

Grappling -

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Rating: 2.2/5

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SlimSkeeter - July 19, 2008, 12:10 pm
looks like kirk noodled him to me (aka grabbling, graveling, hogging, dogging, tickling etc yes I have too much time on my hands)
poppy - May 22, 2008, 4:31 pm
As opposed to "grabbling" which is a redneck way to catch catfish

BJORK - She is furious she is no longer the biggest thing from Iceland to spout crap all over the UK and cause suffering to so many innocent people.

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Rating: 4.2/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - March 10, 2011, 2:39 pm
I know, but I don't need people reminding me!
thatonechick - March 10, 2011, 12:56 pm
You suck, KFD. :D
Kung-Fu Devil - March 10, 2011, 12:06 pm
Oh you have me there. I am wounded.
CruiserCrody - January 21, 2011, 4:02 pm
Too bad for you she is one of the most talented and respected people in music, causing the whole 'joke' to fall flat.
MustyK - April 22, 2010, 3:32 am
5 clever L's to you Mr Kung Fu. Well Gone.
Mr. Shiny - April 21, 2010, 5:25 pm
Love it!
Airman - April 21, 2010, 5:18 pm
very clever!!
Kung-Fu Devil - April 21, 2010, 4:15 pm
Cheers :)
Fatt Matt - April 21, 2010, 3:40 pm
Fatt Matt - April 21, 2010, 3:39 pm
HAHAHA! fantastic! this latest batch today has been some of your best wrok KFD. keep it up +5

eye poke -

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SUBJECTIVE - Whether something is a "feel-good movie" is determined solely by what makes you feel good.

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Rating: 4.17/5

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Vegan Joke #11 -

Victory -

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Rating: 2.07/5

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fluffykin5 - March 26, 2009, 4:02 pm
Hilarious esp. because GSP tore into BJ at the rematch.
Eric D. - June 22, 2008, 5:56 pm
disagree. BJ took round 1, and that's it. GSP controlled the rest of the fight. Either way there will be a rematch, regardless. so in the end im happy.

I N S P I R A T I O N - Leo really loved Bjork's dress. Wearing dead swans is just wrong.

BJ AND $145 - Count me In!

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Rating: 3.52/5

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JLBachs - April 20, 2010, 5:50 pm
Can't believe there are still numbers left.
PixieStickNinja - January 5, 2010, 3:43 pm
And here I had always been bad-mouthing Canada and all along it had been wanting to bad-mouth me.
subzeroepsilon - November 12, 2009, 4:24 pm
its $145 CDN so that's like $3 american. I have to see the fellatio provider first.
DrEvo82 - October 1, 2009, 11:52 am
Yeah, it could be big old hairy lumberjacks.
Ed-Hyde - October 1, 2009, 9:50 am
Reading Comprehension FAIL. Though they don't mention who or what is GIVING the blowjobs.
freestyler - October 1, 2009, 6:51 am
I am confused are they looking for some1 who is willing to take it in his mouth or for a man that is willing to get a BJ.

Aroogance -

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Rating: 2.06/5

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N*O*R* M - He'll try anything once... ...because BEER is so much better when it's free.

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sparky444 - November 23, 2010, 7:15 pm
That's fucking funny
Zealot - November 7, 2010, 6:48 pm
i watch this show. i have 1 thing to say wow

SIGMUND FREUD - Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...

CELEBRATING HIS 1ST B.J. - And He Still Can't Get The Taste Out Of His Mouth

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Rating: 3.46/5

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LinkFox101113 - February 1, 2010, 12:05 am
I read the title and I was like, "Yeah!" Then I was like, "Nooo..."

WOMEN - equals objects

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Rating: 2.95/5

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LogicDude - October 18, 2009, 10:09 pm
I make mine on a PC.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 6:42 pm
a whim.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 6:39 pm
I'm not sure if i get the Lucy reference, but quantity is definitely important. I thank God that we have moderators and quality control on this site, otherwise my collection would be three times the size it is now. Lol, because I tend to make posters on
agdaniele - October 18, 2009, 6:00 pm
I agree with Bart 100% - you're on the right track. And slow down the production line a little... quality over quantity... just don't turn the motifaking into an I Love Lucy skit... I don't want to start eating motifakes off the assembly line!
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 5:55 pm
Anyway, this got a 4 from me.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 5:54 pm
Funny pic, but you could have done a bit more the caption...like SAMMICH MAKERS: Just another appliance...or CHAUVINISM: Because bitches are things. Who would dispute that?

COMMUNICATING NEEDS - If she doesn't listen... Shame on her. If you don't speak up... Blame on her.

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Rating: 3.53/5

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Geoffro - December 7, 2010, 9:35 pm
1L for the photographer being a crap parent.


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Rating: 4.96/5

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tia - August 7, 2011, 1:40 am
You only need 34 ways to say suck it 35 is giving him another 12 pack
rudeboy308 - August 6, 2011, 7:01 pm
Amen! When it comes to what guys want in sex, Cosmo always tries to complicate something that is really quite simple. I agree with comedian Ron White in how Cosmo has the funniest stuff he's ever read.
gas - August 5, 2011, 8:10 pm
mariand - August 5, 2011, 4:07 pm


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Rating: 4.11/5

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MO - March 8, 2010, 8:37 am
What's new Moooo? You sacrificing sleep to wade through Musty's latest and greatest?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 8:34 am
i hope you didn't have to Google "bovine bj" to find this 5.
Sho - March 8, 2010, 7:33 am


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Rating: 3.83/5

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CANADA - November 8, 2009, 9:35 pm
LOL @ Produce
Produceman117 - November 8, 2009, 9:30 pm
Do the words that follow the second ellipsis explain her middle finger action? Nice one, Ron!

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - Always watch your back!

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Rating: 3.69/5

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rerun - November 12, 2010, 6:32 am

she is beautiful

perfection -

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Bob Chin - May 18, 2009, 12:41 pm
I'm 400-0! That was easy! What was difficult, was trying to figure out this poster.

Male or Female -

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Oldsod - January 15, 2014, 6:32 am
Who said anything about a gutter? She Who Must Be Obeyed was a cosmetologist for years. I know what you girls put in your hair.
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 11:51 am
Sod glad to see your mind's still in the gutter (for a man of your um mature standing?)as well as I'm assuming,other things? Glad you liked the series...wait and see what's next! But it'll probably be after dark material...teehee.
Oldsod - January 14, 2014, 7:10 am
1) Where do you come up with these? Brilliant! 2)Be glad Moo+ didn't go the way of cheap ones leaking toner...
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 12:06 am
Why does that sound slightly sexual? Thanks foe the vote Moo(?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 13, 2014, 9:40 pm
And the cheap ones tend to get jammed a lot. 5L

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu -

Fooled You This Time -

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Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:44 am
EH? Mr.Gary
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:43 am
hard to get below the belt when you guys are stretched out on the sofa with your hand down the front of your pants.
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:38 am
Which "female" are you talking about Greeny?
GaryO - January 9, 2014, 8:45 pm
Heh, Greeny
Greeny - January 9, 2014, 8:25 pm
You forgot how low it sinks in the couch
rerun - January 9, 2014, 7:41 pm

Damn, hitting below the belt there (hopefully not literally)


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Rating: 4.75/5

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FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 10:36 am
5 kleenex wipes for you sir!!
Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 4:04 pm
migdal - October 10, 2010, 11:45 am
my kind of weapon too
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 2:03 am

GETTING ENGAGED - You spend five seconds on your knees and she'll spend a few minutes on hers

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Rating: 4.33/5

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Shottyz - February 18, 2011, 7:46 am
Yeah I only wish that was the case... Rerun said it right haha
rerun - December 4, 2010, 9:18 pm

a wedding, where I Do becomes I won't

WHAT DOES A SANDWICH AND A BJ HAVE IN COMMON? - The amount of bread you have is in direct proportion to how much she'll take.

THE INVISIBLE MAN - With a #2 Pencil stuck up his ass Hey, it's Art

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THANKS, SEAN!!! - I always wondered where canadian bacon came from.

NEED WORK - Good with children, trustworthy, excellent references

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5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 9:43 pm
despite his right cheek, he is not a relative
CANADA - December 8, 2009, 4:42 pm
this one?
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:43 pm
LOL at Moooooooooo+, YES at Aggie, Shaved it off just before the pic was taken at MrRandom.
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:48 am
Mr. R, I've always referred to them as molestaches.
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:47 am
So Aggy. Was that your first ban? Did you get to pop your cherry today?
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:47 am
Its just missing the pedo mustache.
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:46 am
More so than me and that's saying somthin. Not to mention, the avatar. I'm personnally not a fan of posting my pic anywhere on the web. But, if you're gonna do it, you should pick one that doesn't make you look like a pedophile.
agdaniele - December 3, 2009, 12:26 am
Wee-bit high strung, eh?
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I think this motifake greenhorn just may have topped every "ugly American" you've come across, TTH. Goes to show that hostile idiots exist in every country (even Canada, bud). I've been in shitty moods before, but damn this guy makes me look laid-back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 2, 2009, 8:27 pm
See my what? Oh.... I'm charging for that now.
TheTrashHeap - December 2, 2009, 6:35 pm
BTW being a dick is ok only if you are funny. For examples see Mooooooooooooooooo+
TheTrashHeap - December 2, 2009, 6:34 pm
I think the word you want is CLIQUE Xopster/Jaboogie/Timmy whatever you want to call yourself.
TheTrashHeap - December 2, 2009, 5:39 pm
like I said he hasn't really figured out how the site works yet. He's from B.C Canada so no worries.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 12:34 pm

Jaboogiexopester is not even a registered user. Guess he didn't like his photograph posted here as a need help request. Somewhere a bridge has lost its begger
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 12:16 pm
Actually, Xopster, it's a fun site and has a good community of regular contributors. We use the occasional cliche, but mostly try to write original stuff. Keep making posters and check out the top creators and hall of fame.
Jaboogie - December 2, 2009, 11:54 am
Seems to be a major cliche here. Such artistry and sophistication, you are all so superor to X
Jmac0585 - December 2, 2009, 11:32 am
If we're lucky, he's a Frenchy, and has his very own white flag, carried in his wallet, where his condom should be.
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:24 am
maybe you should just make your white flag now
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:24 am
This guy must be from Quebec!
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:23 am
Another internet tough guy
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:22 am
Awwwww.... let me see if I can be your Ambien...
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:21 am
Tough day at the Mcdonalds Drive thru?
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:21 am
I'm in a shitty mood and this guy is pissing me off where i come to cool off
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:20 am
So, can we expect trade thoughts rationally whilst traveling on this road?
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:20 am
Bed time...over and out.
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:19 am
Now, now Canada... I'm handing out an early, and quite generous olive oil branch.
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:18 am
Xenophobe eh? I just fear pirates and retaliate when picked on
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:18 am
tell me where! ill drive down there and kick your ass!
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:17 am
you are a moron we are probably in the same Province
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:17 am
Xenophobe... I am asking you to lighten up, and try to get along here... for the duration of your stay. I find it hard to believe that you came here just to be combative.
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:16 am
Lock out his whole area! block his whole state!lol
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:16 am
Warn me ooooooh I didnt realize! I am warned! Rrrrrrrr! avast ye Canuck, you must cheer for the Leafs which would be consistent with yoru dimness of wit
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:14 am
What a fucking retard! he is trying to warn you
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:14 am
You better get back to the lab and work some more on that Cancer cure
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:14 am
Hey there, Canada!!! Welcome!!! How can I? He will just come back under another name and email address.... despite what his posters indicate, I think he may be smart! Must not be his first time being banned from a site. Hard to believe.
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:13 am
Is it International Talk Like a Pirate Day again?
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:12 am
now proceed at your own risk... these be the last friendly words ye'll hear.. you may not survive to pass this way again....
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:09 am
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:08 am
Ye come seekin' adventure with salty old motifakers, eh? Sure you've come to the proper place. But keep a civil tongue mate, and hold on tight. With both hands, if you please. Thar be rules here, and the ban hammer waiting for them what don't obey.
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:03 am
Phuk off! LOL you think this is something special here? My gawd I am playing with this for a couple of days till i move on to something better. Dont flatter yourself into thinking you are curing cancer here or something important LOL
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:02 am
Way to make a good first impression. Nobody is going to be impressed with your persistence... be nice, listen, learn. We're only as bad as you make us here. Sort of like walking into a new pub, and acting like an a$$ immediately. Doesn't go over well.
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 2:59 am
Atta girl. Show us your metal!
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 2:57 am
i repeat I dont care what you think. ban me and I will just post under a different pseudo and email. Have a nice day
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 2:49 am
Cool your jets, turbo.
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 2:44 am
I really dont give a shit what you guys think. if you cant figure out what Im doing with key words and names suck it hard
Sean - December 1, 2009, 10:22 pm
WANNABE You're doing it wrong. (as per spacedog's observation, of course)
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 10:05 pm
So the white supremacist appears to have colored in almost all of his skin? Bizarre.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:40 pm
A New Hope?
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:36 pm
I can only hope.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:35 pm
Hes going to turn into a stavro or a timmy
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm
I don't think he has quite figured out how the site works yet. I call this the "foot in mouth" stage.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:45 pm
Why do you comment on all of your posters with something like, "thats hilarious?" Thats up for us to decide
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 8:16 pm
thats hillarious, it looks like Bjorn Soolsma

ninjitsu -

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RON - October 30, 2009, 11:52 pm
thx for votes and lil bit of time in toppies...I do love it...emotional and to the point. my grand daughter asked me...grandpa will that pic be on the internet forever? yes, honey...now go get me a beer sweetie...thanks luv.


TONE DEAF RETARD - Thanks for nothing affirmative action

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rerun - April 15, 2010, 6:43 am

Personally I don't care for Bjork music, I would have to presume that tone deaf retard is the opinion of the person who created the poster. This is a site where just about anything is subject to parody.
CruiserCrody - April 15, 2010, 6:26 am
Care to elaborate how Björk is either tone deaf or retarded?
Wakko - November 4, 2009, 11:44 am
Rather listen to Bjork than Yoko Oh-NO!!
Zed - October 9, 2009, 8:44 pm
Dude, do NOT mock Spinal Tap. Three comedians who can sing AND play their own instruments, and do it better than most "nu-metal" bands? Spinal Tap rules!
Derek - October 9, 2009, 4:18 pm
The Icelandic Princess is too sophisticated for you? Search YouTube for a group called "Spinal Tap" - I think you might like them.

PRACTICE - Doesn't always make perfect...but look at it this way...I'm sure the right guy will find a use for the new hole you created


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Derek - November 30, 2009, 2:26 am
...with the small proviso that one has a particular type of vehicle

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B.J. - Most unfortunate name for a children's character ever

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The Goat - October 4, 2009, 4:17 pm
Could be worse - my daughter has __ BLJ on her licence plate and in our area you own your plate as long as you own your car!

SEE DUDE - Its not just about the BJs I give you!

PROMISES - Some of them can never be fulfilled.

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Anonymous2 - September 8, 2010, 9:52 pm
All I can say is, I think I finally found a reason to get a twitter account.
spacedog - September 8, 2010, 9:35 pm
I'm still wondering if there are any.
agdaniele - September 8, 2010, 9:27 pm
Narutarded used to flirt with the girls here, too.
spacedog - September 8, 2010, 9:15 pm
I'm sure her site got so many hits she couldn't feel it anymore, but the Netherlands lost to Spain.
Derek - September 8, 2010, 9:10 pm
It was a brave promise at one point.
agdaniele - September 8, 2010, 8:31 pm

Children -

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Sho - September 6, 2013, 11:08 am
I guess some women really like going through labor and childbirth
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 5, 2013, 8:23 pm
EmilioDumphque - September 5, 2013, 8:04 pm
"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart." – H. L. Mencken

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Tic Toc -

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JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 12:21 pm
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 12:08 pm
And you're lucky that's all he did young man! Good gawd youth today don't appreciate a little discipline!
JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 11:50 am
My dad? The old fart left me hanging....on a cross LOL
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 11:41 am
Jesus...I always pictured you as more of the virginal type. I'm telling your dad what you said!
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 11:39 am
Yeah, it's -40c...ah, it ain't gonna happen dude!
JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 9:31 am
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' :D
Silverheart - January 8, 2014, 6:45 am

As a Queen fan, I have to say... fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round. Get on yer bikes and ride!

They see me rollin' -

Luxury -

Parked -

Paparazzi -

SUMMER JOBS - Volunteering your time and expertise truly enhances the experience

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whatukno - June 28, 2010, 2:31 pm
5L That was good LOL

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GaryO - February 9, 2014, 11:25 am
Never heard of it, but I s’pose you could get prostate cancer from second hand smoke. Damm you, Linda Lovelace.
MissPriss - February 9, 2014, 11:09 am
Second hand smoke?
GaryO - February 9, 2014, 10:26 am
Well….note to self: do NOT try to turn heads after three shots…..four….maybe. The hat I can change, Uggy, but I think I broke yer face.
ughomer - February 9, 2014, 7:36 am
GaryO ~ I'd like to change hats with Maoworks. Mine looks silly compared to his!

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mitcut - April 3, 2008, 11:44 am
this guys f'n PSYCHO!
Hans - March 9, 2008, 1:26 am
Gaydar, it is engaged.

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wookie - February 8, 2008, 4:46 pm
Fat MMA fighters, ugh
wookie - February 8, 2008, 4:42 pm
Fat MMA fighters, ugh

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mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 7:54 pm
Excellent Greeny! 5L!

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catfightguy - October 6, 2014, 11:54 am

In The Yard Again -

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concern3 - December 28, 2015, 3:25 am
GREED= Not being happy with one or the other. Definitely a 5er
GaryO - December 27, 2015, 10:38 pm
my happy place

Prejudice -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2016, 8:58 pm
Glad you like it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2016, 8:58 pm
Exactly why I HATED working at night. The customers were creepy, but they come and go. It was the eerie coworkers who were there for the night, wondering through the store looking for the porthole to the reach the other side . . . Sorry, I've been scarred
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2016, 8:48 pm
So do I. XD
concern3 - November 3, 2016, 4:13 am
I hate when that happens, UP yours
mizzdizz - November 3, 2016, 12:38 am
LOL!!!! Makes you wonder what happens after hours, when the lights are low and everybody's gone for the night....!!!!! ^!

BJ's Buffet -


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Rating: 4.83/5

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mizzdizz - November 16, 2014, 1:13 am
Life is soooo much funnier with a filthy mind!! TNX for this fabulous gem of an example of unintentional double entandre due to the semantical instability of language over time! This is great! Sharing this with friends!
Thedge - November 14, 2014, 1:08 pm
I really find this troubling. What, pray tell, is wrong with spit?
MissPriss - November 14, 2014, 10:40 am
Agreed! I use mine everywhere...and duct tape for those objects that don't seem to stay still during the application.

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Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

mizzdizz - February 12, 2016, 7:41 am
That pic did cross my mind!!!!LOL!
Pushkin - February 11, 2016, 11:25 am
You're right. He looks like an emaciated Lion. I thought it was just a funny looking Cat.
Pushkin - February 11, 2016, 11:24 am
Very funny. But if you think that's cute, you should see him fly.
mizzdizz - February 11, 2016, 2:16 am
AWWWWWWW! Thanks! Its even a redhead! chuckle, chuckle
EmilioDumphque - February 11, 2016, 2:10 am
Lion face....with ears.
Reality Lord - February 10, 2016, 11:50 am

damn cutest bat i have ever seen
Pushkin - February 10, 2016, 10:22 am
Thanks, mizzdizz. I knew you'd like it. This one's dedicated to you.
mizzdizz - February 10, 2016, 7:13 am
Those ears! So ugly its adorable! Great choice, Push! 5L!

HAPPINESS... - ... is quite subjective.

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Rating: 3.75/5

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Grandma BJ -